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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a

failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--front bumpers are too close to the ground, and theres far too much negative camber in the lower control arms.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

AC intermittent - one minute warm and comfortable, next minute COLD AS ICE.

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply...

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

hahhaahhahaha

Ha Ha,,,Rick will have to dig this up when he gets back in a few weeks, but we appreciate it. I couldn't help thinking that a 1964 would be a major upgrade for some of us though!:stupid:

Just read it to my wife as a 1970 model...haha...

She heard me typing and said "Don't you dare say you have one of those too..."...

Hey Ron,

I've been back on site for a few days now but I've only just seen this one.

HMMmmmm, ..... somehow I don't think it's wise for me to show this one to Barb. I'd really like to be healthy enough to play golf tomorrow.:hurt:

Rick.

:devious::devious: