The Ark.

One day God called down to Noah and said, "Noah, I want you to build me and new Ark".

Noah replied, "No problem God, anything you want, after all you're the boss".

God then said, "I want twenty decks, one on top of the other".

"Twenty decks!!" screamed Noah, "That's a lot of decks. Do you want me to fill it up with animals just like the last time?".

"No", said God, "This time I want you to fill it up with fish".

"Fish?" queried Noah, stunned. "FISH?".

"Yes Noah, I want wall to wall, floor to ceiling of the twenty decks filled with carp".

Noah looked to the skies and said, "Let me get this right.You want a new Ark and you want it full of carp. Is that right?".

God answered, "Yes, that's right".

Thoroughly perplexed, Noah asked, "But, .... tell me God, ... WHY???".

"I just fancy", said God, "a Multi Storied Carp Ark".

Rick.

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