Will, Mike and Gazza met up in a local bar and, as could be expected, the topic of conversation soon turned to Z Cars. By closing time, all were, shall we say, under the weather and all had their wobbly boots on, ... drunk as skunks.

The group of loud, rowdy drunks were making quite a racket when they turned up outside Will's house.

It was in the wee small hours of the morning and Mrs. Will flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.

"Is this where Will lives?" asked Mike.

"Yes, it is", answered Mrs. Will.

"Well then", slurred Gazza, "Would you mind coming out here and picking him out so the rest of us can go home?".

The difference between sailors and Z car owners: sailors always talk about home when they are on the boat and the boat when they are at home where as the Z car owners simply always talk about thier cars.

Occasionally I text out a great quote as "message of the day" to my friends- and Sailor Bob, I think your post deserves such recognition. As a sailor and Z owner both, I know exactly how that feels.

PS- The more I read about the Targa Newfoundland, the more I want to try it. Amazing idea. I could never imagine it happening around here.

Perhaps not in my stock Z, but in the modified version I'm planning- that would really be something. Or in a Porsche GT-3. (Sorry)

Unintentional highjack: Seth - you wouldn't be the only Z if you went that route and there are several Porsches each year as well. I would like to do it but my car simply isn't ready for that (yet).

Yah Will is unrecogizable when he is loaded. Not even a face a mother could love. Gazza

Yah Will is unrecogizable when he is loaded. Not even a face a mother could love. Gazza

Unrecognizeable when loaded? I walked right by everyone at Canby, and not one of you lot recognized me:finger:!

Who's loaded now-er thenROFL!!!!

Will

Unrecognizeable when loaded? I walked right by everyone at Canby, and not one of you lot recognized me!

Who's loaded now-er thenROFL!!!!

Will

Cuz, mebbe you wuz loaded?

I'm not the one occasionally driving on the wrong side of the car-"mebbe you wuz loaded"!

Will

You can either drive FROM the wrong side of the car, as some rural mail carriers do when using a LHD car and sitting in the right hand seat.

OR

You can drive ON the wrong side of the road...regardless of which side of the car you're sitting in.

OR

Mebbe you IZ loaded....presently!!!

You know, I don't think you knew what I ment when you said it....hic!

Will

I got three words for all of you: Get A Life!

Billy Bob! You done lurned how to count!! And you had one foot left over!

How many times did you have to run the spell checker on them three words before you were fairly sure they wusn't missspeelllleeeed???

How's the missuz?