Tim and Jill celebrating their 15th wedding anniversary on the beaches

of Montego Bay , Jamaica . They never argued and their domestic

tranquility had long been legendary. People would say: "What a peaceful

& loving couple".

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long

and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,

"explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a

trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell

off."

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said: "That's once."

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my

wife quietly said: "That 's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.

My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse

dead.

I SHOUTED at her: "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the

poor animal like that? Are you crazy?"

She looked at ME, and quietly said: "That's once."

And from that moment ... We have lived happily every after.

Peace through superior firepower.

George Washington was right.

I've heard that joke with OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown, with OJ shooting the horse. But either way, I saw the title with the words "happy marriage" and knew that had to be in the joke section. Funny joke.

Here and I thought he was going to say: "Keep Rick out of it-don't introduce him to your wife!"

Will

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