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Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists

found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they

came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone

network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California

scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in

the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found

traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their

ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a

hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Little Rock,Arkansas

reported the

following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field near

Black Zion, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that

he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300

years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.