One day, Arne died.

When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away.

He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 250 pound, hopelessly stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.

Arne decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.

So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.

As he was walking along, he saw his friend Will up ahead.

Will was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with.

When he approached Will he asked him what was going on, and Will replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money... even more then you did."

They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.

Now Arne, Will, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Arne and Will could have sworn that they saw their friend Rick up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel/centrefold.

Stunned, Arne and Will approached the man and in fact it was their friend Rick...

They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.

Rick replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining.

This has been absolutely the best time, and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for.

There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.

After every time we have sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "F***ing income taxes!"

Bill = 1

Rick, your serve....

Let me stop laughing first "E".

Good one Bill.

SAaay, is that Arne or Will sneaking up behind you ????

Rick.

:devious::devious: