The Arkansas Zoo aquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem; she was in heat.

What could they do?. there was no male gorilla available.

While worrying about the problem, the zoo administrators noticed Bill, an employee responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Now, Bill was always bragging that he had ample ability to satisfy any female and he wasn't very bright.

So the zoo administrators thought they might entice Bill to satisfy the female gorilla. They approached him with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?.

Bill suggested that he might be interested, but he needed time to think it over. The following day he entered the zoo administrator's office.

"I accept your offer but with three conditions", he said.

"Firstly, I don't want to have to kiss her. Two, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result".

The zoo administrator nodded and agreed to those conditions, then enquired about the third condition.

Bill replied, "Well, ... it's about the $500. You'll have to give me another week to come up with it".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

So what dose this have to do with "E"

Rick's just pointing out that you can come up with the money faster than I can.

E

E,

That depends entirely on the corner you're workingROFL:stupid:

Will

Will, just cause you wrote a check.... twice!

Bill,

Please refer to Post No. 2 of your previous contribution regarding taxes.

"E",

Seeing that you concede that Bill can come up with the money faster than you can, should we then construe that you would consider applying for the job if Bill fails to satisfy ?????????????????????????????????

Rick.

:devious::devious::devious:

Will, just cause you wrote a check.... twice!

You took a check from me.... twice....

Obviously you weren't interested in getting paid for services rendered!:stupid:

Will

"E",

Seeing that you concede that Bill can come up with the money faster than you can, should we then construe that you would consider applying for the job if Bill fails to satisfy ?????????????????????????????????

Rick.

:devious::devious::devious:

Rick

Actually, what you can construe is that Bill would be working towards saving the money.... while I will definitely take an INFINITELY long time to put that into my budget... let alone fund it. As to whether Bill would fail to satisfy, I'm sure that at his age he will more than make up for experience with enthusiasm.

As the young bull says to the old bull, "Let's run across the pasture and hump one of the cows!" and the old bull replies, "Boy, let's just walk there and hump them ALL!"

Will HAS written checks in the past. Would you accept one of his?

(Will; while you have sent me a couple of checks... I've not heard you complain.... or don't you love me no more??? )

E

OK NOW, let me get this logic right.

Will, writes checks to E for services :eek:

Bill, has to save the money

E, has the money but likes to spend it on cows and selling oranges instead.

So that makes Rick the zoo administrator

So the gorilla must be the Arne? :stupid:

John,

Almost...

Bill is into breats and thights, but needs bigger speakers than the base model Itit.

I have never written a check to E, though I have sent paypal to both Him and Rick-though not for the same thing at the same time(might be a bit too twisted for even Ricks sister!)...I have also sent E wood, and stiff plastic toys. Rick has sent me money too, and a georgeous hat, and some other things too clean for this thread.

In fact I am sure Rick got the feeling I was doing that Wimbly (from PopEYE) thing: "I'll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today"...

E has provided services to me, as has Rick, You have seen what I got from E, and I believe you liked it, you have also seen what I received from Rick and I believe you liked it as well...

John, I believe you and I have spent several hours doing the fluid transfer thing(my hose, your radiator(E, Bill, Rick-that's enough!)

More simply put,

I bought several Datsun grill Badges from E, I have sent his several sheets of Burl Walnut Veneer for a project, and I have sent him a radio faceplate and several other series 1 parts to have the chrome accents corrected.

Rick bought and shipped a buttoned RHD turn signal switch for and to me, and I paid him for it-way late....

Bill is from Arkansaw (and somehow related to Bill Clinton) is in college, hopefully to learn what "Is" means, has a hat fetish, and an odd obsession with flesh colored coathangers.

Arne is just incriminated from selling cars that weren't his on a website!

BTW E, you are like an all you can eat buffet, "if that's all they give you, that's all you can eat!

This all reminds me of the logic vs sex argument...I'll have to dig up the wave file and post it.

Will

I'm not Related to Bill Clinton. However I did teach him how to get laid at work...But he skipped the not getting caught chapter....

Now let me get this straight... Will and "E" are having a sexual affair behind their wives backs while Rick Video tapes it right?

You guys are sick....:sick:

Bill,

There is no sex in the green room-or between E and me-unless you count passionate Z talk, E does get a wee bit carried away when discussing JDM parts!

Will