I like this one. An oldie but goodie.

A bloke went into a bar carrying a small box. He said to the bartender, "If I show you the neatest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?".

The bartender said, "Sure, but I've got to warn you, I've seen a LOT of things in my time".

"Yeah, but you've never seen anything like this", said the man, opening the box to reveal a tiny little man, jamming away on a piano.

The bartender is impressed. "That is the neatest thing I've ever seen. Where didyou get him?".

"Well, I was walking on the beach, found this brass lamp and rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted me a wish".

"Do you think I could have a wish too?" asked the bartender.

"Sure", said the bloke, producing the lamp from his coat pocket.

The bartender gave it a rub, the genie popped out and the bartender said, "I want a million bucks".

POOF!! The bar is full of ducks. They're flying around, crapping on everything.

The bartender screams at the man, "What the hell's going on, ... is your genie defective?".

"Yep, ... hard of hearing. I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist either".

(Might need to explain this one to Bill).

Rick.

:devious::devious: