"Well, ... I was playing golf with my wife. I'd been having a great game but unfortunately, she wasn't.

On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 250 metres straight down the fairway. My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds.

We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up I spotted a glint of white coming from a cow's behind, just under it's tail. I lifted it's tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'Here, honey, this looks like yours'. That's the last thing I remember".

Rick.

HAHA I'm not a golfer but I get it