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Bill was out for a drive in his Zed, (Zed related thread), when it began to rain. He saw an atractive young woman sheltering under a tree. Bill thought to himself, "Now, .... what would Rick do??.... he's a gentleman, so he'd offer her a lift to get her out of the rain", so that's what Bill did. He stopped, offered her a lift and, surprise surprise, she accepted.

Bill then thought, .. "Hmmm, .... Enrique's a man of experience, .... what would he do now?". He thought about it for a minute then said to the girl, "I know a nice bar just up the road, would you like to stop for a drink?". He was lost for words when she agreed.

After a few drinks, he was running out of conversational topics and wondered, "Will's a smooth talker and knows his way around, ... what would Will do next?". He was still pondering the question when the girl solved his problem for him by asking him to take her home.

When they got to her place, she asked him if he'd like to come inside for another drink. Bill didn't need to wonder what anyone else would do .... he said yes.

Well .... one thing led to another and he had his first experience with a woman.

When they were relaxing afterwards, he said to the girl, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?".

She replied, "Well, you might be, ..... when I first saw you, you looked familiar".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

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We know where Rick was in this story, but I don't see the resemblance she did...

Number one in Bills thought, and number one in her experience

must have been they were both(Rick and Bill) driving a Zed...

Will

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