Super quick.

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.

"Hey Spidey", said Superman, "let's go get a burger and a beer".

"No can do", said Spiderman. "I've got a problem with my web shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".

So Superman went over to the Bat Cave. "Hey Batman", said Superman, "Let's go get a burger and a beer".

"Not today Supe", said Batman, "My Batmobile has a flat tyre and I've got to fix it today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".

A somewhat disgruntled Superman took to the air, cruised around the skies and found himself over a penthouse apartment. And what did his super vision see?. None other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread eagled, stark naked.

Superman had a brilliant idea. "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet. And I've always wondered what she'd be like to make love to". He zoomed down, did the deed. and flew off in a flash.

All of a sudden, Wonder Woman sat up and said, "What the hell was that?".

The Invisible Man climbed off her and said "I don't know, but it hurt like hell".

Rick.

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