blue smoke how come

[sblake01]

I apologize for the stupid remarks that were made by others on a seriously asked question. Gary

I don't believe that the_cafe has ever asked a 'seriously asked question' since he's been on this site. I think he's having fun with us, for whatever reason, so we were just having fun with him.

[1 Bravo 6]

I just HAD to come in on this to add my 2 cents worth.

I feel that all these silly answers are detrimental to the reputation of this club so I thought that what I believe to be a sure fire method of fixing the problem should be passed on.

Now, Stephen, I'm not absolutely certain of my facts so I thought I'd run this past you for your comment.

I believe that a cupful of female urine added to the oil will adhere to the piston rings, thereby forming a tight seal, eliminating the access of any oil into the combustion chamber and stopping the exhaustion of blue smoke.

Do you think that would work ???.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

[Mike]

(sigh)

[the_cafe]

time to be serious now guys

Edited September 3, 2008 by the_cafe

[sblake01]

time to be serious now guys

I know that you can be. I won't say I knew it all along but I figured out your thing a while back. Well.....as much as one person can figure out another, especially on the internet:cheeky:

[Poindexter]

"wolf! wolf!"

[HotrodPez]

time to be serious now guys

There's a large part of me that doesn't even believe you own a Z, however if this question is in fact serious, I suggest you take a look at your own previous posts and realize that your serious abuse of your (possible) car may have caused the problems of blue smoke.

And on another note, if this question is in fact serious, you should be kept far away from cars in general if you have no idea what blue smoke in the exhaust means.

However, I'm pretty sure you're just fishing for a rise out of us. So the thing that you must not understand about us Z owners, is that the patience learned in dealing with our temperamental 30yr old cars allows us to deal with your stupidity with ease.