Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns

to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much

bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids...

I just don't get it."

"Well", says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Car Salesmen, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hmmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that Car Lot on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a Datsun and wait for someone to unlock the door.

Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the crap out of'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the

time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Car Salesman, there's nothin' left but lips and a cheap Sport Coat."

Somehow as I as reading this my mental image was the alligator jumping up through a hole in the floorboard.

MIchael