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Ricks Birthday Prose-too big for the shout box!


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Happy Birthday to you,

This is no day for a blue,:angry:

You bloody well better get moving,

before they pick up from Australia Zoo.

The MRS has them on the phone,:devious:

She told Wes not to come alone,

Said you were an old root rat,:embarrass:

And a stickback raw prawn.

Wes brought out the Nets,:ninja:

His offsiders came and went,

He brought in A jumbuck,;)

but your still not caught yet!

This is your day,:cheeky:

Crackin a Fat is Ok,:embarrass:

Just keep it to your self,:laugh:

let the Jumbuck run away!:cry:

Happy Birthday You bloody bastard!ROFL

Will

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Celebrate your birthday with some great wine!

I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

Happy Birthday Rick!ROFLROFL

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Thank you all, .... I am humbled by your kind words.

Will,

I didn't realise you were so poetic. You should team up with Stephen and compose a ditty for the club. Then, if it's played backwards, we wouldn't hear any devil worshipping, just the song decomposing.LOL

PINO More ???????????

I reckon EVERYONE is wishing they'd thought of THAT one.

Next time you put a shrimp, (we call 'em prawns), on the barby, pour some beer on it. Improves the taste.

Bill,

I'm one year older than I was at this time last year and one day older than I was yesterday, old enough to know better than to do the things I did when I was your age but I can still remember how much fun I had doing them.LOL

Rick.

:devious::devious:

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