A snail goes into a Datsun dealership, and tells the salesman that he wants to buy a Z car. The salesman says, "Look, I appreciate your interest and all, but I mean, you are a snail. I'll need to see some cash before we can get too much further with this."

The snail pulls out his snail wallet, pulls out some cash, and shows it to the salesman. The salesman is very surprised, since this will be the first 240Z that he's sold to a snail, and he says "All right. Let me get the paperwork and we'll get started."

The snail says, "The only condition is that you turn the 'Z' on the car into an 'S', otherwise I can't buy the car." The salesman says they can't do that, since it's a Z car. The snail pulls out some more money and hands it over, so the salesman says he'll talk to his manager and see what he can do.

The salesman comes back and says, "All right, we can do it. But I just have to know....why do you want us to change the 'Z' emblem on the car to an 'S'?"

The snail replies, "Well, when I cruise down the street in this fine machine, I want people to say 'Just look at that S car go....'"

Don't quit your day job.

Ahaaa,

Now, ... that's MY kind of joke!!!!!!

Good one mate.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Don't quit your day job.

Now, now, don't get steamed.

Brian's just coming out of his shell. :stupid:

No offense, but that was ripped off from 'Trading Places' with Eddie Murray and Dan Aykroyd. But I still think it's funny.

No offense, but I recall an uncle telling that joke in the early 70's. I suspect it's been around a long time.