Mistaken impressions...

So the gate agent announced preboarding for all parents with small children and handicapped passengers. A man approached the gate pushing a cart with six tiny babies in baby seats and after presenting the tickets he was allowed to proceed down the jetway. Upon getting to the door of the plane the man carefully picked up two of the baby seats and moved them on to the plane and their assigned seats. He carefully belted both babies in and tucked them in with the airline blanket so they would be nice and warm. The flight attendant seeing this was overcome with maternal feelings and asked the man if she could be of assistance. He replied that she could, and together they got the other four babies and brought them on board securing them in a similar fashion. Flushed with her maternal hormones the flight attendant found the man suddenly so attractive. She said, "So what do you do for a living that you can afford so many children?" The man was stunned for a second but recovered and said, "Oh my! These aren't my babies! I work in the complaint department at a condom company!"