Little Johnny.

One of Johnny's favorite pastimes was hiding in the wardrobe while his mother entertained her lover. One day Johnny's dad came home early, so his mum shoved her lover into the wardrobe and Johnny struck up a conversation.

Johnny; Sure is dark in here.

Man; Yeah kid, it sure is.

Johnny; Wanna buy a football?.

Man; I don't think so kid.

Johnny; You really should buy this football.

Man; What the hell for ?.

Johnny; It might make me forget I saw you here.

Man; Okay kid, how much ?>

Johnny; A hundred bucks.

Man; WHAT!!!. Okay, ... but keep your mouth shut.

The bloke paid up and left as soon as the coast was clear. Next week Johnny was in the wardrobe again, mum's lover was there and dad came home early again. The man wound up in the wardrobe again and Johnny started to talk to him again.

Johnny; Sure is dark in here.

Man; Yeah kid, it sure is.

Johnny; Wanna buy a football helmet?.

Man; Let me guess, ... a hundred bucks and you'll forget you saw me.

Johnny; Right.

So, ... the bloke paid up and took off as soon as he could.

Later that week, Johnny's dad told Johnny to get his football and helmet so that they can play some ball.

"I can't dad, I sold them for 200 bucks" said Johnny.

Dad said, "Johnny, .. you're a lying little cuss and you're going to pay for that one". And sends him off to confession.

Johnny sits in the confessional, the door shuts and the window opens to the priest.

Johhny says, "Sure is dark in here".

The priest replied, "Listen kid, I'm out of money and I don't even like football".