Q&a

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the backs of sheep that kick.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie but a bloke can do it alone.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. 45 pounds.

And just for Bill.

Q. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?

A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Rick.

:devious::devious: