Some of you blokes would no doubt agree that I'm a bit of a bullsh!t artist but I saw a bloke on TV the other night that leaves me for dead.

My most memorable example of "artistry" was some years ago when I convinced a group of US Marines that the Koala bear was a dangerous carnivore but the bloke on TV,...... well, he was interviewing people on the street somewhere in the US of A. He asked a series of questions and showed photos of the subjects. Of course, his explainations were a lot longer than mine but you should get the drift.

Q. Do you know where the Taj Mahal is ??

A. India isn't it ??

WRONG !! It's actually just outside Brisbane, Queensland in Australia. It was owned by Steve Irwin and had crocodiles swimming in that long pool.

She believed him.

Q. Do you know where the Great Wall of China is ??.

A. Sure, it's in China.

WRONG !! China is a suburb of Melbourne in Victoria.

He believed him.

Q. Do you know where the Leaning Tower of Pisa is ??.

A. The Leaning Tower of PIZZA is in Italy. (The bloke said PIZZA).

Half right mate. There is one in Italy but it's a replica of the original Tower of Pisa in Perth, Western Australia and ours is a lot older.

He believed him.

Q. Excuse me lady, but can you tell me where the Eifel Tower is ??.

A. Of course I can. It's in Paris, France.

SORRY LADY !!, it's situated just south of Darwin in the Northern Territory, Australia.

She believed him.

They're the ones I can remember. There were others but I was laughing too loud to hear some of the questions he asked and the responses he was getting.

All you septic tanks aren't THAT gullible .... are you ????

There's a few members of this club who can testify to the fact that you need to show caution about what to believe when a bloke from Oz is telling a story.

I'm an exception to that rule though. I'd NEVER bullsh!t to you.

You believe me ..... don't you ???????????????????????????????

ROFLROFL

Rick.

:devious::devious:

You need help

Rick,

Bill is bloody well right!

I'll hold Bill down, you feed him the Vegamite!

Will

I once had a whole forum going when we were discussing Skyline GT-Rs.

In the R32 model, if you pull out the fuse for the AWD system, it defaults it to RWD. Some ppl were gullible enough to believe me when I said that if you put the fuse back in, but BACKWARDS, then it makes it FWD (and if you altered the amp rating of the fuse you could change the torque split)

Direct result of No-Child-Left-Behind legislation, Bush wanted to make sure no one was any smarter than he is. No we are not all that gullible. One of my children was born in Australia. I love the wine region in 'melbun'... If Bush had another term in office he would have gotten around to attacking Australia. We know about your weapons of mass destruction... We are not fooled by your cute little koala bear tv ads...

Some ppl were gullible enough to believe me when I said that if you put the fuse back in, but BACKWARDS, then it makes it FWD

Love it...

Ya, that was like when slick Willie said every American should own a home. We see how well that has worked out.

Than there is the one about the guy who has never been in charge of anything wanting to be in charge of everything.

I once convinced someone that the knife I had been given at a restaurant was defective because the serrated edge was on the top edge of the utensil...