Posted February 10, 200916 yr comment_273740 Fantasy: Old cars are the best and you are going to love it. Reality Check: Old cars are old. They are old for a reason. And there are reasons that they dont build them like that anymore. Fantasy: They go FAST. Men fear them. Chicks dig them. Reality Check: They arent as fast as you remember or you are slower. Men say " What is that little THANG you drivin'?" Women say "Does it have air conditioning and hands free cell calling? Oh I did not know that was not available THEN. How OLD are you?" Fantasy: They did not cost a lot back in 1975. Reality Check: I did not have any money in 1975 so buying hot rod parts was not a concern. Reality Check 2: It will cost a lot more today. Fantasy: People will see the old car on the road and give you some "space." Reality Check: You are kidding right? They dont see or care about a damn thing. You are little - get the hell outta my way. Fantasy: It wil take me a "few weeks" to get everything together and make the car be better than it ever was. Reality Check: It will takes weeks and several credit cards full of stuff to even start getting it all here much less put together. It may never end. Fantasy: It will be fun. Reality Check: Yes -- but it wil become WORK. Fantasy: The online group will help you. Reality Check: Yes they do and very helpful too. Great guys there. They have already been there at the Fantasy and Reality Check. :classic: Please add yours too. Have a Z day today. Link to comment https://www.classiczcars.com/forums/topic/30782-more-z-humor-fantasy-and-reality/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
February 10, 200916 yr comment_273751 Fantasy: I will work on my Z one day every weekReality: I will stain the back patio, build cabinets, wash dishes, change diapers, every day of every week. OH yeah, I may get to change the oil every now and then.. haha Link to comment https://www.classiczcars.com/forums/topic/30782-more-z-humor-fantasy-and-reality/#findComment-273751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
February 11, 200916 yr comment_273792 Fantasy: Well, while I'm at it, I might as well... After all, it makes sense in the long run.Reality Check: It may make sense, but it doesn't usually make good sense. It does, however, make a pile of parts... Link to comment https://www.classiczcars.com/forums/topic/30782-more-z-humor-fantasy-and-reality/#findComment-273792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
February 11, 200916 yr comment_273793 Fantasy: I'll make that pile of parts into a thing of beauty, in no time at all.Reality: No time is exactly what you'll have. Time and money are a thing of beauty, neither of which can be found in my tool box, or wallet. But the parts will still be there, waiting for you.Fantasy: You own a beautiful car and your wife loves you both.Reality: Your beautiful wife can get real ugly when you spend more time and money on the car, instead of her and the "To-Do" list.Fantasy: You'll get all the help you need at CZCC.Reality: You'll get all the advice and opinions you'll ever need, But unless you're Will and Larry, you're on your own, Cowboy. Link to comment https://www.classiczcars.com/forums/topic/30782-more-z-humor-fantasy-and-reality/#findComment-273793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
February 11, 200916 yr comment_273827 Dave - I can relate to your second fantasy/reality... Actually I can relate to them all...How about...Fantasy: You will spend some of your lottery winnings building a separate garage for your Zs...Reality: You have never won a thing in your life.... :-) (The Zs remain in off-site storage during the winter)GWGarrard Link to comment https://www.classiczcars.com/forums/topic/30782-more-z-humor-fantasy-and-reality/#findComment-273827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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