1. Did ya fart ?. 'Cos ya just blew me away.

2. Are your parents retarded ? 'cos your special.

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in.

4. Is there a mirror in your nickers ? 'cos I can see myself in them.

5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up.

6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I am going to have to remember these the next time I'm out on the town! What girl wouldn't be turned on by these pick up lines. I think number three is my favorite. Just visualizing it makes me run for the toilet.

Carl

You forgot a few. hahaha

A friend of mine was in college and went to a party where the "door charge" was the cheesiest pick up line you had. These were a few of them. I've forgotten probably 50 more but it has been 15 years or so.

What has two thumbs and likes a BJ? [snap and point at yourself with thumbs] THIS GUY!!!

Nice dress. It would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Nice shoes. Wanna f#!@?

If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, would you mind if I spent a little time between the holidays?

I wish we could rearrange the alphabet so that I could be next to U.