This one's for the KIWI's

A New Zealander walked into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,"Honey, .. this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache".

His wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says,"If you weren't such a bloody idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow".

The bloke replied, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realise I was talking to the sheep".

Rick.

:devious::devious: