A Joke - nothing more, nothing less.

[XYZ]

This Kind of humorous. Sorry in advance ladies, nothing personal.

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is aseven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the

engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood

up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

see attached photo:

[Dave Sommers]

A blonde said goodbye to her husband and left her house headed for the shopping mall.

A few minutes later her husband heard a news report on the radio that alarmed him, so he called his wife on the cell phone to tell her about the danger.

She answered immediately and the worried husband says "Honey, be careful, I just heard on the radio that there is some crazy driver going the wrong way on Rt 66!" "There's not just one - there's thousands of them" she replied...

[Dazza]

Jay and his blonde wife live in Milwaukee, WI. One winter morning

while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are

going to have 6 to 8 inches of snow today. You must park your car

on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get

through." The blonde goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park

your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

The blonde goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.You must park...", then the electric power goes out.

The blonde says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."Jay says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

:stupid:

[Alfadog]

HEHEHEHE

Nah I got nothin

[Dazza]

Imagine being able to find a Zed in this condition

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/picfiles/carsale.htm

[Z Kid]

You mean a Zed that's spent its whole life surrounded on four sides by salty water? I think not, it'd have more rust than mine

[Alfadog]

hehehehheh good point. And I dont think I'd want a Z with its ORIGINAL oil in it... ewww