Young Bill asked his mother,

"Mahm, whah are orl weddin' dresses whart?".

His mother replied,

"Well sern, thet shows the freinds and relateeves that the brahd is pu-er".

Bill thanked his mother and went to double check with his father.

"Daddy, whah are orl weddin' dresses whart?".

His father replied,

"Well now Billay, ALL household appli-ances are whart".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

See now I heard it a different way...

Why does a bride wear white?

Because the dishwasher has to match the fridge and stove.

better yet...

What did you do wrong when your wife came through the kitchen door yelling and screaming?

You made her chain too long.

Can you tell I'm not married any longer?

Why don't they (women) wear watches?

Clock on the stove.

Why do they have small feet?

Get closer to the sink.

This next one is **Very Racy**

What's the difference between a blonde and a dishwasher?

Dishwasher don't follow you around for weeks after you drop a load into it...

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