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Happy Thanksgiving To All Who Celebrate It


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Just wanted to be the first Turkey day thead for 09' So Happy Thanksgiving to All of my Breathren, Family, Friends and Customers, here at at ClassicZCars.com

I'm Thankful for all the people I've met and dealt with here on this site as well as other sites. I'm thankful for all my customers and purchasers who have helped keep me and my family above water during the hard times and Holidays. I wish all of you the best of times in the years to come. And may you all be as fortunate as I have found myself to be in this life.

Thank you all,

Dave, Leah and the 5 kids. Oh! and Buck the dog.

(Poem Courtesy of Gary Moisant)

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,

BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,

I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -

THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,

BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION

WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,

THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,

AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,

PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,

'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,

WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....

HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

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MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,

MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.

MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.

MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

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I just asked my wife to contact our daughter and tell them I'll be a no-show for dinner 'cause Band of Brothers is on again....... like for the 27th time. ;)

Have a bang-up day y'all.

In the event that you're not joking, perhaps it time to get a DVR or by the series on DVD?

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