The problem is the doors sit fine near the hinges but on the other side (where it opens its out of whack, so no matter how you position it it wont be right.

Dad calld them wings or something - whatever the "proper" word for them is

Yeah though you might say wings. But the term wing really only applies to aeroplanes in my book. I call them fender, or guards. whatever term pops into my head first when i'm trying to describe the things that go over the wheels.

Guards! Thats what he calls them

I think fender is just a cooler word thats all

That said, I strive not to use any other Americanized words

(ooo thats a subtle one )