HOME DEPOT SCAM

Be careful in the Home Depot parking lots………

A big 'Heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot or Lowes customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Back in November, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you

are packing your purchases into the back of your SUV or Truck. They both

have battery powered car vacuums and start vacuuming the inside of your

vehicle, cleaning the inside of your windshield with a rag and Windex, with

their breasts almost falling out of their coats.

It is impossible not to look at them. When you thank them and offer them a

tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds or the

closest fast food restaurant. You agree and they get into the back seat. On

the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and

starts crawling all over you, breasts everywhere, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the15th, 17th,

20th, the 20, 24th and 29th. Also on January 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th,

23rd, three times last Monday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $1.99 each

If you go out behind the store, by the loading dock, the girls are dumping the empty wallets back there.

Word has it that if you promise to come back another day, they'll give you your empty wallet back.

Steven,

I've seen this one a dozen times and I always read it to the end and laugh.

Thanks again.

P.S., I sure wish you would add a Datsun to the list. Just seems wierd seeing your sig without one...

Thanks for that Stephen, It's so good I wish it was mine.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

BLAKE!

If you walk down the street and your neighbor's dog bites you it's their fault for having an unruly animal. If you walk down the street and the same dog bites you again it's your fault! Never judge a book by it's cover

2MUCHZ

BLAKE!

If you walk down the street and your neighbor's dog bites you it's their fault for having an unruly animal. If you walk down the street and the same dog bites you again it's your fault! Never judge a book by it's cover

2MUCHZ

You ARE aware that this is posted in the FUNNYBONE section?

E

BLAKE!

If you walk down the street and your neighbor's dog bites you it's their fault for having an unruly animal. If you walk down the street and the same dog bites you again it's your fault! Never judge a book by it's cover

2MUCHZ

Actually after the first time it bit me, the dog would have to be resurrected before it could bite me a second time...

You ARE aware that this is posted in the FUNNYBONE section?

E

E, I don't think he has a sense of humor. I've read a few of his posts that seem to be insulting of drab.

There's always one out there.

Dave

Funny stuff Stephen. I think I have a few old wallets laying around, and a Home Depot only a few blocks from my house...

BLAKE!

If you walk down the street and your neighbor's dog bites you it's their fault for having an unruly animal. If you walk down the street and the same dog bites you again it's your fault! Never judge a book by it's cover

2MUCHZ

Ease up, though I'm not sure what you're really trying to say with this but it's not my joke, I'm just passing it on. If a dog bites me when I'm walking down the street I'll bite him back!

Hey Stephen,

As we don't have Home Depot , can I look forward to being accosted in a Woolworths parking lot instead ??

If so, I'll head off to the cheapy shop and stock up on wallets.

ESMIT 208,

Lighten up mate, seems like you might need a little laughter in your life.

By the way fellas, if a dog bit me, it's the dog's owner who would feel my wrath for allowing a dangerous dog out onto the street.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

good laugh. thank you:laugh: