OMG...of course I want to be very politically correct and not have anything offensive on my car. I know the 'A' on my distributor stands for Advanced. I believe the 'R' stands for Retard. I will bet it is even in my manual. How many people has my distributor offended? I offer my sincerest appology for my cars behavior. Good Grief:sick: This whole Palin-Emanuel thing is unreal.

Sorry, just had to vent

Edited February 2, 201015 yr by motorman7
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Wouldn't that be FR?

Wouldn't that be FR?

That's what I say when I turn it too far CCW.

Edited February 2, 201015 yr by sblake01
I couldn't get the forum ROFLs to work....

Where's George Carlin when you need him?

He had a routine where he ran thru the whole gamut of PC crap and really tore it up.

Where's George Carlin when you need him? (yea, I know, taking a dirt nap)

He had a routine where he ran thru the whole gamut of PC crap and really tore it up.

Just keep your hood shut.

Bonzi Lon

I would think you need to replace the "R" with "H" for handicapable.

I would think you need to replace the "R" with "H" for handicapable.

Or maybe an 'N' for "not advanced"

The Bill of No Rights:

We hold these truths to be self-evident: That a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of Non Rights.

* ARTICLE I -- You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any form of wealth.

More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

* ARTICLE II -- You do not have the right to never be offended.

This country is based on freedom, and that means the freedom for everyone, not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots and probably always will be.

* ARTICLE III -- You do not have the right to be free from harm.

If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

* ARTICLE IV -- You do not have the right to free food and housing.

Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generations of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

* ARTICLE V -- You do not have the right to free health care.

That would be nice but, from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in government run health care.

* ARTICLE VI -- You do not have the right to physically harm other people.

If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

* ARTICLE VII -- You do not have the right to the possessions of others.

If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen TV or a life of leisure.

* ARTICLE VIII -- You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience.

We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight, if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

* ARTICLE IX -- You don't have the right to a job.

All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

* ARTICLE X -- You do not have the right to happiness.

Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness -- which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.