Christmas cake

Christmas is coming so check out this recipe!!!

Ingredients:

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice

4 Large eggs lots of nuts

1 bottle of Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit

Method:

Sample the Vodka to check the quality.

Take a large fluffy bowl, check the Vodka again.

To be sure it's the highest quality,pour one level cup- drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 tsp of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup....just in case.

Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl,Chuck in two cups of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner.

Pick the fruit off the floor.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with

a sdrewscriver.

Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next,sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a $^!#.

Check the Vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar,or somfink. whatever you can find.

Greash the oven and wizz in the fridge (or sink).

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Do not forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Vodka,

kick the cat & fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS !!

- Jeff