Jokes

Hmmm,

Might need to explain this to Bill.

A helicopter loses power over a remote Scottish Island and makes an emergency landing.

Luckily, there's a cottage nearby, so the pilot knocks on the door. "Is there a mechanic in the area?" he asks the woman who answers.

She thinks for a minute. "No, but we do have a McArdle and a McKay".

A woman was pregnant with twins.

Shortly before they were due, she was in an accident and went into a coma.

Her husband was away on business, unable to be reached.

While in the coma, she gave birth, but the only person around to name them was her brother.

When she came to and discovered she had given birth and her brother had named the babies, she freaked out, as he wasn't too bright.

She asked him thier names.

"Well, .. the first was a girl. I named her Denise," he said.

The woman sighed with relief. Then he said, "the second was a boy, so I called him Denephew".

Rick.

:devious::devious::devious:

Edited June 30, 201014 yr by 1 Bravo 6