If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered to be shoplifting?.

If a deaf person goes to court, should it still be called a hearing?.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?.

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?.

If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in the boat?.

Why is "Bra" singular and "Pants" plural.

Bra is short for a french word, and may be plural.

If the opposite of pro is con, than what is the opposit of progress?

If the professor would have killed gilligan right at the start, they would have made it back to Maui by the end of episode 3.

BTW, who is hotter, Ginger or Mary Ann, and would Mrs. Howe make a good sex slave (if you were stuck on an island with no hope of rescue).

Try singing the National Anthem to the Twinkel Twinkel music, it can't be done.

Oh no, gotta go, here comes Nurse Ratchet with that damn jacket.

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection.

Why doesn't TARZAN have a beard.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when the revolver is thrown at him.

How come you never hear father in law jokes.

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends--- if they're O.K. then it's YOU.

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered to be shoplifting?.

If a deaf person goes to court, should it still be called a hearing?.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?.

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?.

If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in the boat?.

Why is "Bra" singular and "Pants" plural.

A:

No it is rape

No they are a little different

To find out the answer

Because he took classes in electrical engineering but not boat building

pants is both singular and plural, (the question is moot).

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection.

Why doesn't TARZAN have a beard.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when the revolver is thrown at him.

How come you never hear father in law jokes.

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends--- if they're O.K. then it's YOU.

A:

To protect the executioner in case of workplace mishaps

He is only 14 and a late bloomer

Because it looks cool to have bullets bounce off of his chest and getting bonked by the revolver looks silly and because he can, He is freakin superman!

I have many times

NOT SO! NOT SO!, I have to go, the legos need to come out of the oven and the paint chips need more salt.

Edited November 25, 201014 yr by grantf

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures.

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for eternity.

Rick.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restraunt like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one ENJOYS it ??

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, shouldn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,

musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged,

models deposed,

tree surgeons debarked,

and dry cleaners depressed /

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed Up ??

Rick

eleventeen and twelveteen, perhaps?

oneteen twoteen and threeteen, methinks

Why is "Bra" singular and "Pants" plural.

How about the "Birddog Bra".......makes Pointers out of Setters! :stupid:

What hair colour do they put on the drivers licences of bald men .

I was thinking about how paople seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me; they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?

TOOTHPICS !!!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zig zag.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

I learned to swear when I got my first paycheck, and saw how the government screws the working man.:mad: