your favorite lil johny jokes

lil Johny goes to class on his first day of 2nd grade.

The teacher stands in front of the class an says,"For our first exercize of the day, we will go around the room and everyone will tell the class what their daddy does for his job"

The teacher instantly notices that lil Johny is upset by this, and she has been warned that he can be a hand full.

So it begins, lil Sally's dad is a cop. Lil Davies dad is a doctor, lil Bobies dad is a piolet and on and on it goes.

The teacher has been watching lil Johny, and his demeaner is going south with each report from a classmate. By now he is rocking to and fro in his chair while wringing his hands and scowling horrably.

So, as not to end the exercize on a foul note she calls on Johnny, "What does your daddy do for a living lil Johnny?

He slowley looks up and loudly shouts "My daddys dead!!"

Blushing and shaken, the teacher quickly responds "Well what did he do before he died?"

Johnny shouts "He turned blue and $^!# himself!!"

Gotta love lil Johnny!!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL