A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...

Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

Sorry Yorgo, that one not funny.

That WAS funny. The wife said so, and who am I to argue with her....

Ha ha, she must be blond.

She has her moments. And Brunettes laugh at blonde jokes all the time.

Hey A$$ H01e I am a blond and I find no trouble riding the horses outside of Wally word or any other store. What are the coin slots on those for anyhow?

Hang on to any of the new State of Washington quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents.

The U.S. Treasury recently announced that it is recalling all of the Washington quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. "We are recalling all the new Washington quarters that were recently issued, "Treasury Under Secretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, pay toilets, vending machines, pay phones, amusement rides or other coin-operated devices." The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.

"The problem lies in the unique design of the Washington quarter, which was

created by a WallaWallaU graduate," Shackleford said;

"Apparently, the duct

tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the

coin-operated devices."

Why don't blondes make Kool-aid?

They can't figure out how to fit two quarts of water into that little envelope.

Do BLONDE jokes include blonde men as well as women?

Equal time*

Why was the blonde's belly button bruised?

Her husband was blonde too.

Brunettes are next.

mine are held together with scotch tape does this reduce there value?

Hang on to any of the new State of Washington quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents.

The U.S. Treasury recently announced that it is recalling all of the Washington quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. "We are recalling all the new Washington quarters that were recently issued, "Treasury Under Secretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, pay toilets, vending machines, pay phones, amusement rides or other coin-operated devices." The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.

"The problem lies in the unique design of the Washington quarter, which was

created by a WallaWallaU graduate," Shackleford said;

"Apparently, the duct

tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the

coin-operated devices."

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...

"HELLLLO" "You need to wind up the windows"