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The end of the world was awesome:

My lacrosse team had a 4-0 victory

My boys and I got some yard work done

My band had a great gig (end of days party)

I spent the day racking-up some quality miles in my 240Z

I hope every day is as good as the last one.



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Gary,

After suffering through a kidney stone attack Thursday night, the rapture couldn't have gotten here quickly enough!

However yesterday my wife and I cleaned the horse stalls ( I have a Z...she has 2 horses!), went to go see the new pirates movie ( very fun), cleaned more horse stalls, had Salmon and wine glazed sunchokes with a bottle of Bogle Pinot noir and home made brownies.

Read an passage from Revelations for insurance.

Still here!

Dave Ruiz

I spent the day building Headlight upgrades for Motorsport Auto, cause as you all know, the dark days of the Rapture will need to be lit up with some good lights from 240Z's LOL

Also started on an order of 30 ZXP's, made "The last supper" for the kids, Retipped my wifes Pool stick cause her white plastic tip was cracked. So I installed a replacable screw on type tip. She's happy, and that's what counts when "the End of the World" comes to town.

Finished off the day with a glass (or 2) of "The Blood of Christ) Merlot and went to bed.

Dave

Dave,

Try the Polish method for KS... a flat of 24 beers!

- relaxes passages

- numbs pain

- flows

My good friend Tomek (Polish) was recommended this unofficially from his doctor (Polish).

He said he can't remember anything after 18 beers... woke up much later and the stone had passed.

Also it is a great excuse for getting drunk or getting caught drunk LOL.

Phillip,

I've also been told to slam a 6-pack of regular Coke (I'm assuming it's the Phosphoric acid)

I won't begin to bore you with all the other "remedies" I've been given.

Dave

I found out about the Rapture, the day after it. The gods had played a joke on us mortals. The rapture had been the most beautiful day we have had in about 6 months. Joke's on us huh? The weather here in the Northeast has been an absolute nightmare for as long as I can remember....except for on rapture day.

I spent the day wondering why the believers were still around instead of getting swollowed up by the Earth or beaming up to the heavens. I guess we still have to put up with them for a while longer.

Dave -

I've had the fun of having kidney stones a few years ago - while I was on the road traveling............now there is some fun!! Finally ended up in the ER and morphine drip did not even phase it...........that is some crazy stuff there.

Hope everything comes out ok (a little pun intended there!!;))

Mitchell,

WOW! Morphine didn't help!

I had a previous attack in 2008 and ended up in the ER. Morphine worked like a champ! Vicodin is my friend ...even if it's been aged for 2 years.

Serves me right for neglecting the McDougall diet. Pass the water!

By the way...your Z is absolutely beautiful!

Dave Ruiz

I spent my day ready for the following:

Reduced gas prices due to millions of people leaving the earth, less demand in fossil fuels

former churches are now scientific schools

more common sense

giving away christian homes to the homeless

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