the short list if lame Whitney jokes.

- Whitney Houston is starring in a new movie with Kevin Costner called "The Body Bag".

- What were Whitney Houston's last words? "Blub, Blub, Blub".

- Looks like Whitney's cool again - she just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

- I've decided to call my **** "Whitney" because it likes to go stiff in the bath.

- Whitney ended her life the same way she ended her songs - on a high note.

- There's going to be a huge line at Whitney's funeral next week. Better get there early or it'll be gone.

- How did Whitney Houston die? She got hit by a rock.

- What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50.

- Just wait till she sobers up and realizes she's dead!

- News of Whitney Houston's death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion.

She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot.

Someone should have kept tabs on her.

- If she wasn’t before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

- Well there's a turnaround for you, looks like Whitney finally beat Bobby Brown to death

Just because we 'knew that they were coming', that doesn't mean you had to bring them here. We would have seen them.......

the short list if lame Whitney jokes.

- What were Whitney Houston's last words? "Blub, Blub, Blub".

- I've decided to call my **** "Whitney" because it likes to go stiff in the bath.

Well at least the King died on the throne.

Whitney Houston was filming Sparkle in Detroit in November and went to a church just down the street from me To visit the minster that performed her weeding Marvin Winans.

Marvin Winans is no stranger to fame. He comes from a musical gospel family known far and wide. Just say "the Winans" and people in the music world know who you're talking about.

MORE HERE http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/whitney-houston-funeral-marvin-winans_n_1285540.html

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Whitney Houston Quotes

From the beginning, the camera and I were great friends. It loves me, and I love it.

Whitney Houston

God gave me a voice to sing with, and when you have that, what other gimmick is there?

Whitney Houston

I almost wish I could be more exciting, that I could match what is happening out there to me.

Whitney Houston

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

Whitney Houston

I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow; if I fail, or if I succeed at least I did as I believe.

Whitney Houston

I finally faced the fact that it isn't a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.

Whitney Houston

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

Whitney Houston

I'm not crazy about arenas just because I can sell them out. It doesn't do anything for my ego at all. I want to play places where people don't have to sit in the nosebleed seats and wonder what the hell is going on.

Whitney Houston

I've turned down a lot of arena dates because I've done the big-arena thing. Now, I want to do something where people can feel me and I can feel them.

Whitney Houston

My mother taught me that when you stand in the truth and someone tells a lie about you, don't fight it.

Whitney Houston

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No, I'm not a drug addict, and neither is my husband. If that were so, you'd get a lot less work out of me. It would show in the performances and in the work.

Whitney Houston

Nobody likes to be picked on. Nobody.

Whitney Houston

When I decided to be a singer, my mother warned me I'd be alone a lot. Basically we all are. Loneliness comes with life.

Whitney Houston

When I heard Aretha, I could feel her emotional delivery so clearly. It came from down deep within. That's what I wanted to do.

Whitney Houston

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She did have a great voice.

R.I.P Whitney

That second vid was purdy goot!