What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to borrow a coat hanger.........

how do you hide money from a hippy?

I just got back from a fishing trip in Canada. One of the guides on the trip has his main job working for Canada's version of our Food and Drug Administration.

Anyway, he told me that one of the drug companies up there just invented a new antidepressant for lesbians. It's called tricoxagen.

Aw yeah. Start my day off laughing. I'm glad I found the "Funny Bone". Tell us how you hide money from Hippies. I didn't think they had any.

Edited July 18, 201212 yr by siteunseen

Viagra was originally to be called Mydixaflopin

Put it in a bar of soap. How do you hide money from a redneck?

Put it in a bar of soap. How do you hide money from a redneck?

Hide it in a book perhaps? Maybe a package of tofu... or a quiche.

Hide it in a book perhaps? Maybe a package of tofu... or a quiche.

My punchline was book. but tofu works. You could hide money from Grant in tofu also. I atually like quiche, sometimes it has bacon in it.