A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriends birthday and as

they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful

consideration, that a pair of gloves would

strike the right note, thoughtful but not too personal. Accompanied by his

girlfriends sister he went to Harrods and bought A dainty pair of white

gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for her self at the same

time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items, the sister

Got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the

contents the man sent the parcel to his girl Friend with the following note.

Dear Lucy,

I chose these because I noticed that you were not in the habit of Wearing

any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I

would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short

ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant that I bought them from

showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they

hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and although they were

a little tight they looked really smart.

She told me that the material helps keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact

she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I could put

them on for you as, no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have

the chance to see you again. Just think how many times my lips will kiss

them in the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away

as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

All my love Sam.

P.S The latest Style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

ive heard that one before but it still made me laugh!!

One of the best jokes around...

That is great!!!! I love the part where the shop assistant tried them on. Still laughing.