Originally posted by BambiKiller240

A tail light is a tail light. It is found at the TAIL of the car, right???

My car doesn't have a Tail.

Should it have a tail?

Did the last owner remove it?

Should I order a replacement Tail from nissan?

Whats the nissan part number for this missing Tail.

My car has a front and a back, but no tail.

Does it drag along the ground like a mouse tail, or stick straight up in the air like a cat tail?

What would happen if a car was too close behind me and ran over the tail?

That's because you're in Australia, mate.

There they don't call it a TAIL, they call it a BUM. (or is that in England?)

Ok, we need Alan in on this one.

Originally posted by Mr Camouflage

My car doesn't have a Tail.

Should it have a tail?

Your car doesn't have a head either, but it does have headlights, I'll bet!

Heads or tails and you lose....I'll bet it's the front and rear; both of which have lights normally.

Touché

what is the translation for thatROFL a tuish is what you sit on I think is that what you mean

Originally posted by beandip

what is the translation for thatROFL a tuish is what you sit on I think is that what you mean

I don't know how to spell what you sit on, but it's prnounces "toosh E" .

What Mr. Camo posted is pronounced "Too-SHAY".

Don't forget to put lights on your "Toosh E"

Originally posted by beandip

what is the translation for thatROFL a tuish is what you sit on I think is that what you mean

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=touche

"Used to acknowledge a hit in fencing

or

a successful criticism

or

an effective point in argument"

I used it in the context of the 2nd and 3rd meaning in response to Bambikillers remark "Your car doesn't have a head either, but it does have headlights, I'll bet! "