A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it >has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie >Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You >are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's." >Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two >months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice >a week for the last two months." >This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?" >"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. >"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's." >The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his >sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. >All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and >sits down in front of the Alter. Her dress is green and very short, with >matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as >the woman in sits with her legs slightly spread apart. >The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" >The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies; "No >Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes." >

That's FUNNY!!!

Thanks Rogersz

Well, if your going to have a go at the Irish I demand the right to reply..

There's an Irish farmer digging potatoes in a field when up strolls an American tourist to watch what he's doing. As the farmer pulls a few potatoes out of the ground the American tourist exclaims 'Yikes those are small, in America we grow potatoes the size of pumpkins'.. to which the Irish farmer replies 'We just grow them big enough for our mouths'

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. in his interview the foreman asks "what is the difference between a girder and a joist?" The Irishman replies "Girder wrote Faust, Joist wrote the Ulysees".