The Seven Words You Can't Say On Classiczcars.com

[Zed Head]

Assistant

 

associate

 

watercock

 

****-a-doodle-doo

 

Dickinson

 

damnation

 

Edited out a word - just in case.  Although it looks like the software completely removes/changes the word once you save the post.  Gone forever.

 

Edit - looks like he's working on it.  Sorry for the last word Mike, I was ready to edit it out.

Edited February 25, 2015 by Zed Head

[Mike]

Haha. Good one. Did you try the f-word and others? I can't test these on my own because my posts will allow profanity. Please try others if you can. You won't get in trouble promise.

M

[Captain Obvious]

You can say "Well you've made a perfect arse of yourself tonight. But you can't say Hey... Let's go get some arse!" 

 

If I'm remembering correctly, here's the classic original seven from the late great George Carlin:

 

$^!#, wizz, ****, c***, chickenlicker, mother****er, and tits.

 

And just because I like them... Tater-tits.  Let's see how many of those make it through!  

[Captain Obvious]

Haha!! Mike, you can delete that post if you'd like after you've got your answer.

 

Happy to be of service.  

 

[Mike]

Haha!! Mike, you can delete that post if you'd like after you've got your answer.

 

Happy to be of service.  

 

Hahaha, you did make me laugh.  I'll go check the filters and fix a few of them.  Not sure if I want to filter the word tits,

 

I do have the option to pick our filter character.  For instance, instead of **** (for the F-word), I can change it to $&@#, or even frick, fudge, bunny, or whatever...

[Mike]

Ok, I just worked through the list you posted.  Thanks for the help.

[TomoHawk]

AH, the preverbial can of worms is open...    In stead of a character, you could use BLEEP! as the replacement.  On the bullrun website, they used shift-1234 or (!@#$ as the replacement, but the people on Bullrun don't have the ability to  converse without profanity- it's a reality show! and  "real men" use profanity.  But not the real men of CZCC.

Edited February 24, 2015 by TomoHawk

[siteunseen]

Carlin's seven,  $^!#, wizz, ****, c***, ****sucker, mother****er, and tits.

 

Works good!

Edited February 24, 2015 by siteunseen

[zhead240]

factory restored (in reference to the nissan restoration program in the 90's )

goetz

[TomoHawk]

Nice Z28!  Nice ZX! (Things I've heard on the street.)

 

I think that's slightly more than 7 now...

Edited February 24, 2015 by TomoHawk

[Captain Obvious]

Awesome! I like the substitutions! I've never seen that before. I mean, I know I don't get out much, but that's a new one to me. I like them more than just replacing everything with asterisks.

 

Since the classic seven now posts different I assume you're still messing around with the substitutions?

$^!#, wizz, ****, c***, ****sucker, mother****er, tits

 

And here's a test sentence for ya...

 

I assume my friend d*** (Richard) is still messing around with his petcock.

[TomoHawk]

$^!#, wizz, ****, c***, ****sucker, mother****er, tits

 

With a slightly scientific tilt-

feces, urine, intercourse, vagina, oral-sex, maternal-sex, breasts

 

The slang tilt-

crap, wizz, bang, slot, sucko, bango, bazoonga!

 

"You can prick your finger, but don't finger your Prick!"

Edited February 25, 2015 by TomoHawk