If we're going to swap words we need some sign that they've been swapped, like italics or a different color.  Apparently, I just told someone not to "wizz" someone else off.

 

Because of editing - wizz means p i s s.

 

All fun, just looked weird when I saw it.

Can't help but to add this.  I've been cleaning parts and drinking beer and it's been cold so I've had thermal underwear under my pants.  I've worn the same ones this whole week and have taken many "whizzes" with not so clean hands.  Now I will admit it's my penis and my soap and I'll wash it as much as I want to, but my favorite quilted cotton thermals now have a blackish fly that won't come clean. 

 A bit off topic, but Goop hand cleaner,(the white creamy type) will remove the stains,

 my favorite quilted cotton thermals now have a blackish fly that won't come clean. 

Man, that would really wizz me off.

It's better to be wizzed off than wizzed on.