A frenchman an englishman and a polack we're captured by a fierce tribe of canibals. The Chief comes down to them and says, " Now that we've captured you, we're going to kill you, eat you, and use you're skins to make a canoe."

"The good news is that you get to decide how you'll die"

The Frenchman says " I'll take zee poison." The chief gives him some poison. The frenchman says "Vive La France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says " A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head and says "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The polack without hesitation says "give me a fork." The chief is puzzeled, shrugs his shoulders and gives him a fork. The polack takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over, the stomach his sides, the chest, ----- everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over the place, It's horrible.

Appaled, the chief screams what are you doing!!!!!!

Laughing, the polack looks at the chief and says, "so much for your canoe, asshole!"

Nate:cross-eye

That's a great one Nate!

The last act of defiance.

Very Funny Joke, Thanks!

ROFL ROFL

Love it !