So this guy walks into a bar with three ducks that he places on the bar. After a few drinks he asks the bartender to watch his ducks while he goes to the bathroom.

While he is gone, the bartender jokingly asks the first duck what his name was. "I'm Huey", the duck says.

Surprised at first, the bartender asks him "How's it going?". The duck replies, "Great, been in and out of puddles all day, just having a ball".

The bartender turns to the second duck and asks him his name and how he's doing. The second duck responds, "My name is Dewey, and I've been in and out of puddles, having a ball all day".

The bartenders turns to the third duck and says "So your name must be Louie, huh?". The third duck, disgusted, says "No, my name is Puddles... and don't you dare ask me how I'm doing!"

Hehe!

Dad: Son you are old enough to think about sex now,

if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask anytime.

Son (a day later) Dad, about the sex stuff ... Will sex always hurt

my butt?

One day a man comes home after work to find his wife packing up all of her cloths. He asks her "Where do you think you are going!" She says "I heard that you are a petafile so i'm leaving you right now!" H says "petafile ... Pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

- Jeff