ROFL

Even a Septic Tank would have to laugh at this one.

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or

> >any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something

> >wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex

> >therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex

> >therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang

> >said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told.

> >"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again,

> >the

> >

> >woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw

reery,

> >reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and

> >said, "Your plobrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.

> >

> >Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the

> >woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary

> >Disease?" "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike

> >your arse."

Rick.

Good one Rick. Made my night that joke. (yes it's been a boring day)