This would probably be my reaction.

One evening an old man hears a knock at the door, on answering he sees a gorgeous blonde.

"Can I help you" he says

she replies "I'm here to offer you super sex "

He thinks for a while and then replies "I'll have soup"

Rick.

I somehow doubt that would be your reaction:finger:

I LIKE SOUP !!!!!!!!!

Rick.

Originally posted by 1 Bravo 6

I LIKE SOUP !!!!!!!!!

Rick.

Better than "bush" (pu**y)?

Damn, your wife must make great soup!

Damn, your wife must make great soup!:

:love:

As a matter of fact Carl, she DOES make great soup. Better than anything that comes in a can.

We only had the one child, think there might be a connection ?????

Rick.