The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle

of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who

understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose

of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising

slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally

written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight

variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their

suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and

camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peni$...this is your peni$ on drugs....

Ok boys...bring out the straightjacket and copious amount of porn!!!

Cheers ppl!

at Viagra, we don't make your penis, we make your penis harder

from the BASF commercials...