I thought this one was good enough to pass on.

Rick.

"Breaking News! Saddam Captured"

Intelligence reported that Saddam was suspected to be hiding in a field of long scrub grass on the outskirts of Basra.

British Marines used their own 'intelligence' to verify the report. They sprayed the field with viagra, and the prick stood up.

Too funny....heh heh, its funny cause its true!!!

Only could us Aussies come up with something sexually based to use in a wartime chat forum!!!

Cheers ppl, may british intelligence keep getting their tips from Rachel Hunter, and keep up the good work!!

3 of Saddam's body doubles were in a small meeting room, when Tarik Aziz, the Iraqi Sec. of State (?) entered.

He announced to the 3 that he had some good news and some bad news.

The good news was Saddam had survived the latest attack directed specifically at him. Therefore, all 3 were still gainfully employed:D.

The bad news was that Saddam had lost one of his legs:ermm: