ROFL

Thought this was good enough to send in.

> > > > > A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different

each

> > > week,

> > > > > so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

> > > > > One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and

began

> to

> > > > > understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood,

he

> > > > > started shouting in the middle of the show:

> > > > > "Look, it's not the same hat!"

> > > > > "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

> > > > > "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

> > > > > The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after

> all,

> > > the

> > > > > captain's parrot. Then the ship sank.

> > > > > The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the

> sea

> > > > > with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other

> > with

> > > > > hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then

> > > another

> > > > > and then another.

> > > > > Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:

OK, I give up. Where's the BLOODY SHIP.

ROFL

Didn't see that one coming.

Any one have a recipe for Parrot Pie?