Female vs. Male Prayer

I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,

who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end.

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed.

I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

Yep, the Creep lies there snoring and as you stare at him with contempt it utterly amazes you that you once loved him so very much. You are planning your getaway and you can’t wait for the day to come the only problem is that you feel like if you moved to the space station it wouldn’t be far enough from this Creep.

Originally posted by bonniec75209

Yep, the Creep lies there snoring and as you stare at him with contempt it utterly amazes you that you once loved him so very much. You are planning your getaway and you can’t wait for the day to come the only problem is that you feel like if you moved to the space station it wouldn’t be far enough from this Creep.

Ah, there is no scorn like that of a bitter woman! (or man)

Bonnie, I'm surprised at your post.

(PS change the gender and you sound a bit like me! My how "they" change over time!)

I knew Bonnie would have a comment on this one....

Glad I don't snore..won't have to worry about having someone talk about me behind my back....

...sad but somewhat true...