Do you think @Patcon placed this ad?

That's messed up!!

13 minutes ago, Patcon said:

That's messed up!!

I know. I was considering coming up to visit you.

What kind of phone do you have?? 😉

19 minutes ago, Patcon said:

What kind of phone do you have?? 😉

It doesn't have fingerprint or facial recognition...So I'm good there.

Could be @Mark Maras too! He's had a digit malfunction.

I don't even know what to say.

This should be ripe with all sorts of great comments, but I'm in analysis/paralysis.   

21 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

This should be ripe

Like the finger?  Buyers better hurry...

Suddenly my nose itches???

24 minutes ago, siteunseen said:

Suddenly my nose itches???

Use the other finger Cliff.